The Double Knot
I’m in a bag. I’m in a straitjacket in a bag. It’s a sky-blue laundry bag that Angie my ex-wife made me, and there are two, maybe three hundred people …
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The Getaway
The operation is a success. Still covered in bandages and groggy from the drugs, they drive me on the smaller roads through the forest to the town with the single …
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The Eagle Has Landed
part 1: Two Operatives Seize the Road As he pulled out of the last rest stop before Waco, his rental car full of Al Gore’s overpriced $2 gas, Dick Cheney …
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Where Are The Men?
“But I love it here in Toronto, in this city, though I wasn’t born here. I only live here. And yes, I work here. More than twenty years now. But …
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Kim Jong Il: The Script Notes
[Kim Jong Il’s] infatuation with film is obvious from the museum’s first room, where an entire wall is covered with a massive list of every occasion when Mr. Kim gave …
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Death on the Installation Plan
Department of Customer Relations Raj Inc. Power Tower Toronto, Ontario April 7, 2008 Dear Mr. Keehn: Thank you for signing a two-year contract for a Raj Best Choice Cable Internet, …
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An Open Letter to 0.7%
Dear 0.7%, Let me say that it is an honour to make your acquaintance! Congratulations on having been chosen as the target percentage of gdp rich countries should send in …
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Lost and Found
posted on mysoul.com: 20/08/07 Dear Unborn Child, The other day, my yoga teacher was talking about reincarnation, and suddenly it occurred to me that you might be wondering why you …
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