We don’t have much time left so please don’t touch me. I’m not sure if it’s because I’m scared or just sacred. If I could change anything about us it …
- by Jon Paul FiorentinoJon Paul Fiorentino Updated 11:09, May. 20, 2020 | Published 4:22, Feb. 12, 2006This article was published over a year ago. Some information may no longer be current.
We don’t have much time left
so please don’t touch me.
I’m not sure if it’s because I’m scared
or just sacred.
If I could change anything about us
it would be our area code.
I’m the slowest rapidcycler in the whole wide world-
unhook me from the drip.
We are all entitled to our own hyperbole
especially you.
Montreal has made a fool of me
for the second last time.
I’m not suggesting we’re all losers.
I’m insisting upon it.
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