We don’t have much time left
so please don’t touch me.
I’m not sure if it’s because I’m scared
or just sacred.
If I could change anything about us
it would be our area code.
I’m the slowest rapidcycler in the whole wide world-
unhook me from the drip.
We are all entitled to our own hyperbole
Montreal has made a fool of me
for the second last time.
I’m not suggesting we’re all losers.
I’m insisting upon it.