Dream Jobs

Random Link Clicker. Royal Bath Taker. Receiver of Foot Rubs and Praise. Ingenue Emeritus. Good Samaritan Emeritus. Undersecretary of Trivial Pursuits. Chief Executive Napper. Chancellor of the Exchequer of the …

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Random Link Clicker.
Royal Bath Taker.
Receiver of Foot Rubs and Praise.
Ingenue Emeritus.
Good Samaritan Emeritus.
Undersecretary of Trivial Pursuits.
Chief Executive Napper.
Chancellor of the Exchequer of the United Kingdom of Spring.
Procurer of Unnecessary Hats.
Empress of Ice Cream.
Cloud-Development Supervisor.
Inspector General of Minor Slights.
Editorial Dictator-in-Residence.
Bubble Blower to the Stars.

This appeared in the July/August 2015 issue.

Suzanne Buffam
Suzanne Buffam has published three collections, including the forthcoming volume A Pillow Book.

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