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Forty haiku for the fortieth edition of the Toronto International Film Festival
- by Jeff HarrisJeff Harris Updated 16:43, Apr. 8, 2020 | Published 12:56, Sep. 16, 2015This article was published over a year ago. Some information may no longer be current.
Video still from Under the Influence
Land of Mine
True horror story:
one false poke in sand means death
cleaning bombs of war
Northern Soul
Undiscovered gems
mined from US discount bins
find fame in Blighty
Disorder
This could be trouble: PTSD-riddled vet
protects arms dealer
The Man Who Knew Infinity
He explained black holes
but was unable to solve
matters of the heart
Guantanamo’s Child: Omar Khadr
Abandoned in hell
the cold, fragile, broken boy
cries “Help me, kill me”
Louder Than Bombs
Listen to The Smiths
A better use of your time
than this sluggish film
Black Mass
Alcatraz alum
comes home for Sunday dinner
after killing spree
James White
Libidinous son
pulls himself together for
cancer-riddled mom
This Changes Everything
Guests of Mother Earth:
let us not be evicted
for bad behaviour
My Big Night
Stolen semen vials
torment TV production
Mania ensues
Keith Richards: Under the Influence
Pop star no longer
Rocking, rolling grandfather
pursuing the blues
Spotlight
A tray of cookies
offered to church officials
accused of abuse
The Danish Girl
Angelic painter
Uncomfortable body
Paved way for Caitlyn
Septembers of Shiraz
Pillaged family
Ousted by revolution
saved by diamonds
The Witch
Secluded pilgrims
Forest of demon spirits
and savage goat kicks
London Road
Auto-tune the news
Neighbourhood hit with murder;
and atonal songs
Anomalisa
Stop-motion puppets
surmount Team America
with explicit sex
Colonia
Claustrophobic cult
engulfs activist lovers
how can they escape?
Love
Indulgent yet artful
(note the 3-D money shot)
sentimental lust
He Named Me Malala
Global policy
changed by Federer-obsessed Minions-loving teen
Hurt
Inspirational
cancer-marathon hero
living in squalor
Victoria
Critics loved one-take
two-and-half hour movie
But I fell asleep
I Smile Back
Crumbling housewife
draws crayon flowers for kids
after cocaine binge
Men & Chicken
Boundary pushing
hilarity ensues with
sad masturbator
The Reflektor Tapes
Preeminent band
shows harmonic bones and guts
amongst Haitian palms
The Martian
Abandoned on Mars
A diet of potatoes
and disco music
Dheepan
Tamil guerrilla
survives the streets of Paris
selling neon toys
The Program
His “chemo diet”
improved mass-to-muscle rates
Oh, the irony
Room
Garden-shed prison
mom lovingly raises son
spawned by vile captor
High-Rise
Pool party gone wrong
Socially upward-climbing
neighbours, wet with blood
Brooklyn
Nervous Irish girl
learns spaghetti etiquette
for Italian date
Legend
Nightclubs, pinstripe suits
Mumbling Cockney playboys
in need of captions
Remember
The tattooed wolf hunts,
demented. His war stories:
unforgettable
Al Purdy Was Here
Unexplored by most
A boozy punch-drunk in plaid
Canada’s Whitman
Sicario
A sheep among wolves
her blunt force startles the pack
No sleep for Juarez
Where to Invade Next
Revolution now!
Uncle Sam’s makeover tips
from global neighbours
Demolition
Rudderless husband
Gypsy moth ate at his heart
Start the bulldozer
The Lobster
1984
infused with Animal Farm
So Orwellian
Truth
Combat-dodging Bush
tarnishes reporters’ cred
Rather have courage
Our Brand Is Crisis
Buttocks brandished in
Bolivian ballot brawl:
big bollocks, Bullock
TIFF is over, but this series continues. Please return for updates: we will keep adding haiku until we reach the magic number.
Jeff Harris is a Toronto-based photographer whose work has been featured internationally.
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