Super Dads
A short story about what happens when three men visit a theme park where nearly everyone is stoned
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Plastic Parts to Help with Life
A Lego Farm is an environmentally friendly and vegetarian farm where there are no slaughterhouses, no feeding operations, no toxic lagoons, and no impoverished migrant workers
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Split Tooth
We pile our hair as high as it will go, even though the wind destroys our hairdos to the point that every time we come in from outside, the girls’ bathroom is a haze of Final Net
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Upholstery
Mrs. Naimer would swim the whole way across the lake and back, a feat everyone on the beach ignored on purpose
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The Second Coming of the Plants
Hear the piercing chorus of the cacti, the beat boxing of the giant redwoods. This is our lullaby for you, sprouts, and only you
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The Queen of Zilch
My dad had come downstairs that morning to warn me not to wear anything crazy at the party or do my face up like a drag queen
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