“Come on, guy. You really want to be a frickin’ hoser, eh? ” “Quit being a parody. You already clean out your desk? If they lock us out you can ’ave …

The man is spending his retirement writing a book tentatively entitled One Hundred and Twenty-Seven Paintings to See Before You Die

I was nineteen and I lived in Montreal. I was in a horrible relationship with a boy named Leroy. He would cheat on me and be mean to me in …