“Alcohol has become the modern woman’s steroid, allowing her to do the heavy lifting in this confounding world”

“I puked my guts out in my room, and my parents told me I could never see Vice again”

How the recognition of women rights in Canada depends on vice

“No banker wants to go home and tell their partner ‘I’m taking Ashley Madison public’—it’s just not a good conversation before bed”

“Vices are like marriages, you can only really ever understand your own”

“The whole damn world’s an oyster to me, but all I want to do is play cards”