Mount Rainier Twice in a Day
By Nicholas Bradley
What next? When I was half the age
I am now, I watched a man pick blackberries
in brambles across the road. Juice and blood
gloved his hands. I would have said then
that the violence and dread of wartime
purpled his fingers. Or was it the wealth
of a ripe age? Now I revise: the man,
the road, the fulsome berries were
merely there. I was half my age.
When we took in the Chittenden Locks
last month and strolled along Shilshole
Bay’s edge, eyeballing boats—we’d buy
that one someday, or this one, and be fishers,
who are free, or make a killing in Dungeness
crabs—, omens were everywhere, like barnacles
on dry-docked hulls. Salt chuck slapped
wooden vessels and the concrete breakwater.
Limpets and mussels glistened in shallows.
We caught the last light on the Olympics
across Puget Sound. Unrepentant oysters
delighted in the salty stink. The names
were briny and knotted on the monument
to the sons of Leif Erikson: Olaf, Einar,
Arne, Dag. Coho, sockeye, kokanee, chinook,
chum. Did fishy words bring Vikings
luck? Skagit, Dosewallips, Tacoma, Duwamish.
Whispering maps beckoned, but the odds
favoured disaster: boats on fire, brothers lost
at sea. When the half-moon came out we finished
with inscriptions and foraged for dinner
on Ballard’s Beemer-fringed boulevards.
The next morning I watched Rainier
till clouds consumed it. Clear skies that evening
divulged the volcano again—immense, aloof.
I thought of blackberries and the crack of gunshot
when a slab releases to loose an avalanche.
The proximate realm so far from our own explodes
this sphere to remake it. All the world’s wonders
are on display when gates and valves bring keels
up the Ship Canal while salmon climb
their ladder. A duet: alto and basso. Everything,
Heraclitus said, is arsy-versy for a time.
The ocean is shipwrecked. Black bear cubs refuse
to descend from trees. I’m neither mountain
nor monument. Your heart traps mine as summits
catch storms. Let’s call this calm the rain shadow.
What will remain? Zero moves through all things.
By Robin Richardson
Through the foyer of The Carlyle, playing dress-up
in my knockoff goddess garments, open as a mother,
as the gala fills with gods and CEOs.
The squid, they say, tastes biblical, the flood to be exact.
Reminders we’re survivors, chewing on our Hokusai fancies.
I could fill this wing with what I’ve been inclined to hide
inside me: kraken, sure, and corked champagne, bronze
erections of the fabled brave. The entrée is a siren summoned
from her odyssey with nets and sous’-knives, served with a berry
soup of mid-day blue. I am uncomfortable with beauty.
What we kill we eat, and what we spare becomes our savior;
there is no master where there is no slave. I said we; let’s leave
that be, as I’m a forgery so skillfully constructed it outdoes
the real thing. I mean just watch me strip off this humanity;
the newest virgin in a harem, hell bent on a takedown.
By David Alexander
Our hero runs the beach—he’s ex-police—
he reads the idiot books—All you need to know
to seem a Soviet submariner—so longfully—
if you wonder what he looks for in a woman
it’s this—has she mastered classic American disguises?
The stripper mom who works her way through college—
minivan-driving adulteress empty-nester—
director of films about slutty teenagers—
bingo-winning coffee-slinging diner Dixiecrat—
spinster of poems dedicated to the forest wildlife.
He daydreams badges for aspiring world leaders—
Egomania—Fanatical Obsession—Electronic Amusement—
Pornographic Information Management—False Consciousness—
Unrealistic Expectation—Idealistic Entanglement—Etceterism.
What really turns him on is when she blends right in—
a pilot powers up the seatbelt light—not that there’s
turbulence—the attendant’s just sick of that kid
on the flight who runs the aisles—but he’s tired—
so tired—his eyes are heavy—heavy—why?
Too late—it’s time—he passes out—the stewardess
sheds her wig and locks the cockpit—she radios
her client—on the ground the passengers are led—
heads-bagged—through a hangar—she’s been told
they won’t be harmed—and promised prompt payment.
Her clients want a Canada Council grant—dental visits
for fourteen political prisoners—release of dissident MPs
from the party whip—full pension for the Ottawa Senators
and amnesty—mandatory labelling of Mendelian modified
maple trees—savvy PSAs for kitchen products that really work.
By Catriona Wright
Our riot grrrl group, Gretel Berserk, is on
the growl, a reunion howl hitting every swamp.
Our music is a bolt of raw silk, best suited
for dozens of couture crotchless panties.
Not convinced? You will be. Your life is all galas
and Gossip Girl. A real shabby gabfest. Get ready.
Our backstage rider includes demon tartar, tarantula
caviar and a tarot card reader with a deck full of threats.
The sting is in the riff, kiddies. No smoke machine,
just spliff after spliff until the air is an organza gown.
Correction: we don’t glow. We sweat. Enough salt
to preserve four-hundred cod for a transatlantic voyage.
Some songs are answers. Some bleed. We turn
down proposals and pee on sticks. Nothing sticks to us.
Skanks and stones. Get up here and say that shit
to our faces. Come on, we triple bitch dare you.
Thought so. We sliced off our right breasts to better aim
our crossbows. We’ll give you a demo after the show.
Girl, please! Zeus could come down
as a swan, a computer virus, a tsunami, and still
he would cower before the flounce of our thighs.
Ventriloquism for Dummies
By Michael Prior
Pine plosives, alveolar carpentry:
my life, lived like an elaborate glove.
Tilt my head, a pale seashell scribed by lathe,
and listen to the few unfurling thoughts,
the dry shake of dust. Semper idem, no?
I loved that girl with the Cheshire-cat grin
inked across the nape of her neck’s vellum.
My hinged digits once traced its glow as if
it were a sliver of moon. Nowadays,
she works nights on an alabaster lake.
My first thought was, he lied in every word,
and I wasn’t wrong. Charlie McCarthy
may be my homeboy, but that suede coffin
became my home. Evenings in the valley,
I dreamed a redwood forest. At its heart
was another jester with a cheap suit
and misplaced mandible. Drop me, toss me,
and I lie limp: a tidal tryst of bleached
branches, a good joke gone bad, or a line
soured by time. Got wood? It’s all I’ve got.
Try not to notice these synchronized lips,
that hoary cripple, with malicious eye.